Witzesammelthread

[Rotorhead]

Natürlich wegen des Gemäldes.

[Thunderchild]

Natürlich wegen des Gemäldes.

Yep.

[victimizer666]

Den hat mir meine Freundin kürzlich erzählt, und ist seither mein neuer Lieblingswitz

[McGuinness]

Was ist weiß und versteckt sich im Wald?

Spoiler:

Ein schüchternes Glas Milch.

Was ist ein Keks unter einem Baum?

Spoiler:

Ein schattiges Plätzchen...

selber Urheber glaube ich....

[Hyronimus]

Wie nennt man eine straffällige Flamenco-Tänzerin?

Spoiler:

Knastagnette

Was ist schwarz-weiß und hüpft durch die Antarktis?

Spoiler:

Ein Springuin.

[sprity]

The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Spoiler:

He's all right now.

Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a bridge in Paris?

Spoiler:

He was in Seine

[Tailgunner]

Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a bridge in Paris?

Spoiler:

He was in Seine

[schneezi]

How do you wash off corpse paint?

Spoiler:

You take Abbath.

[tigerarmy]

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

[Australier]

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy!"

[sprity]

Newsreader: "And now Tom with the weather."
Weatherman: "It's Tim, actually."
Newsreader: "Sorry. And now Tom with the tim."

[Dimebag666]

Newsreader: "And now Tom with the weather."
Weatherman: "It's Tim, actually."
Newsreader: "Sorry. And now Tom with the tim."

Find ich sehr lustig.

[costa]

Newsreader: "And now Tom with the weather."
Weatherman: "It's Tim, actually."
Newsreader: "Sorry. And now Tom with the tim."

Find ich sehr lustig.

Ich auch. Und hasse mich etwas dafür. *g*

[Undo]

Newsreader: "And now Tom with the weather."
Weatherman: "It's Tim, actually."
Newsreader: "Sorry. And now Tom with the tim."

Find ich sehr lustig.

Ich auch. Und hasse mich etwas dafür. *g*

*verlegen Limo vom Monitor wisch*

Großartig doof

[GoTellSomebody]

Newsreader: "And now Tom with the weather."
Weatherman: "It's Tim, actually."
Newsreader: "Sorry. And now Tom with the tim."

Intimidating.